Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm...better not.

The other night my boyfriend and I were lying together naked, and I popped a zit on his butt. Because of our activities prior to the pop, I can't share this hilarious and weird moment with my friends...

I like to be the first to take a dump after they make the bathroom all nice and clean.

I just walked in on my roommate jacking off. Idk what to do now..

I just skipped two classes and am currently re-reading old Fox Confessions in the back of class right now...is sophomore-itis a thing?

Whenever a Freshman CS or Engineering major forgets to logout of their account in the computer lab, I change their desktop picture to something with kittens in it.

I seriously need to find a good work ethic or i'm going to start failing real freaking quick.

I don't have classes that are that difficult, except for calculus, but my only real problem lies in my severe lack of concentration. I'm fiercely quick to get fatigued, and thus far I've only just managed to miss 3 homework assignment in math, and some minor assignments in other classes, just because it isn't directly presented to me. Sometimes I have to fish for information just to figure out what is due when.

Comp-sci has this stupid Engineering Your Soul BS that no one ever mentions and is hardly part of the class, and I keep missing them because I always forget to do them.

I need to start writing these assignments down.
Anyone else having trouble with sloth, because I guess that's my deadly sin.

i am extremely disappointed in "gfuhotties". I submitted someone very special to me, who I find very hot, and he was not posted. I believe that all of us are beautiful and all deserve to be featured on that page when someone submits us. Our society is so broken and not even a place like Fox is accepting of people that aren't what the world might deem as "hot". I encourage everyone to look for the beauty in each other even when the idiot behind gfuhotties is too shallow to agree.