Friday, 26 September 2014 03:30 PM
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I just saw a nun drive away in a pickup.
#hero
Friday, 26 September 2014 02:43 PM
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I don't know any of the girls nominated for homecoming, so I am just basing it off of looks. Is that bad?
Friday, 26 September 2014 02:39 PM
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I don't understand the all the hype with Minecraft.
It's just like playing with blocks on a computer. All the fanboys need to grow up.
Friday, 26 September 2014 01:56 PM
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Sometimes, I feel like people write about wanting to ask themselves out so that the people they want to go out with actually ask them .
Friday, 26 September 2014 01:29 PM
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All of the friends I currently have I Facebook stalked months in advance and predicted our friendship.
Friday, 26 September 2014 01:19 PM
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When I'm bored I like to paint my toenails like Minions. Then I talk in my best minion voice and wiggle my toes.
Friday, 26 September 2014 12:51 PM
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sometimes I eat my roommate's food when he's not around..... Namely because I'm hungry, and I'm too poor/lazy to get my own food
Friday, 26 September 2014 12:08 PM
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I saw someone poop in the canyon. Um... awkward?