Jessica Mann is so hot! I'd loved to get a ring on that by spring!

I buy yoga pants for the sole purpose of wearing them when I'm lazy

So I think gfuhotties was bad enough (though I must admit that I myself have even liked a couple of their photos), but gfucouples? really?

I like to brush my teeth while I go to the bathroom, it saves me a solid 2 minutes!

I wish I was as cool as the Swag Master. Then I could have the courage to tell the ladies to keep up the pretty girl swag.

One time I saw a homeless man holding a sign that said, "Will marry for food." I'm so deprived of other options I actually considered it.

Took a nap after lunch today and literally had a dream that I was married to Casey the sandwich man. It was the best relationship ever because we had the understanding that he could fulfill all of my needs and desires just by making me sandwiches with his manly sandwich-making hands. If only he had a man bun.

So I have this "friend" that thinks it's okay to blow people off until he needs them--usually for something academic. And then has the audacity to do things that upset others and hurts their feelings when he himself overreacts to the smallest insignificant things. Not to mention this guy tries to intimidate me (a young lady) by talking in a stern voice and staring me down hoping I will be submissive. Newsflash dude. You aren't all that and trying to intimidate girls won't get you one. It will only get you a swift kick to the jewels.