I like big bootys

I have nothing to confess.

I'm actually good with names, I just often pretend to forget so the other people don't feel bad about forgetting mine.

I've worked with homeless populations for nine years with five different organizations. But when I say that I don't believe in Liberation Theology, people accuse me of not caring about the poor.

I've encouraged every female I've ever known in every dream or pursuit they've had (as long as it was moral). Twice friends have come to me for advice and counseling post-abortion because I was the only "safe" option. Yet when I say I'm not a Feminist, I am accused of not caring about women.

I consider it a privilege that I've been the person that my friends have sought out when they needed help with their drug and alcohol additions, their divorces, their cheating SOs, their cheating on their SOs, their recoveries from rape, their anger at God, and their absolute disbelief in God (amongst many many other things). Yet when I say that I'm conservative with traditional morals, people call me bigoted, homophobic, patriarchal, judgmental, and sheltered (amongst many other things).

But the truth is, while I've been called a lot of bad things, it's never been from someone who has known me. It's always been from someone who disagreed with a cause or a stance that I've held, not knowing that I care about people far more than causes or stances. I want to see every person made whole, not just certain demographics, or people fighting certain battles or certain oppressions.

And I would appreciate if I was seen as a person, too. Not judged based on what cause I do or don't support or what views I do or don't hold.

I have pooped in the canyon.
I've streaked across campus multiple times.
I like to sneak up on people and brush against their leg.
I really like mice.
I have drank water from the creek.
I love it when people rub my head.

I am... the Campus Cat.

I think some of the softball girls are pretty..Can I have one of you please?

I'm pretty sure my roommate thinks I'm a pervert.

I sometimes like to put my hand down my pants, but i'm not touching myself.
It's just really warm and comfy down there.

I think dreadlocks are super cute. I'm a white female and I will do what I want with my hair. Also, dreadlocks aren't dirty unless you let them get dirty, in which case you wash them. They don't have to be gross.