I went to the Bon the other day and I asked to gorilla hamburger... they said I could only have ebola soup. Awk.

I'm a Junior and I have never pooped on campus

I'm having a hard time making friends. I mean, I talk to people and they seem nice, but everytime I start to actually trust them I get scared and push back. I don't know what yo do or who to talk to but this is the second night in a row I came back to my dorm and started sobbing. Please someone tell me what to do

When I was done with my ARC appointment today I was getting ready to leave when the next girl (Asian) came in for her appointment and started setting up to wait for her appointed mentor. Her mouse pad was an anime woman's face with the wrist rest being her bare breasts... At George Fox?
I was confused.

I am a guy who hangs out with a group of girls who all complain to me about their boy troubles and how they can never find the right guy, meanwhile they all tell me how great a guy I am, I am always there for them, but I am friend-zoned. Why am I not enough?

There is this girl in my class that I think is really cute. I have had a class with her before, but have not talked to her. I know she is single, but I don't know how to start a conversation with her without her thinking I am a complete weirdo. Any suggestions?

Sound off. This morning I have confirmation that two different dorm floors smelled like weed and so did Wheeler. Is there some sort of marijuana conspiracy going on here?

I'm a girl. I pee in the shower. Every single night.