I love reading some people's dumb comments on confessions lol the fights make me laugh as they escalate so quickly when people so easily take things personal.

Alrighty!
I've decided I want a girlfriend!


.... so... how do I get one? Do I just like... ask a girl out for coffee or something? See what she's into? That's a good start at least, right?
Never really... done this before. Had a girlfriend a long time ago, but that was just pure luck, and didn't last long.
So, now what?

So there's this girl I'm interested in. The problem is that when she sits down at the Bon it's with a bunch of other people (full table) where I can't even fit. I don't think we have common friends. This is going to be tough.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why people had grad parties...

I confess that I NEED a chorio milkshake. When does the fox hole serve drinks?!

I don't even go to GFU. I start community college in January, and I want to go to GFU afterwards. I've posted multiple confessions on here including the one about being molested and raped.

For those worried about the lifestyle contract, don't be. I went to Fox, and while I didn't participate in any activities that would put me in direct conflict with the lifestyle contract, I knew many that did. Even people that blatantly broke the contract in living areas (drinking, smoking, sex, the whole nine) in dorms. You have to realize the contract is just a way to separate GFU from all those other institutions full of things that parents don't want their kids to be exposed to (AKA: The Real World where you have to make choices for yourself and not have them made for you by your parents). You could live the life of the most strict rule follower at GFU anywhere you want, but for parents footing the bill, they like the idea of a place where there are supposedly no "extracurricular" distractions and where there kid is in an environment where they are less likely to do stupid things. But the reality is that except for maybe the Trappist Abbey in Carlton you are going to find people following their urges, people will find a way. Especially young people with nothing but free time, no parental figures, and energy to expend.

The reality is all you have to do is not be an idiot and you can do anything you want on this Campus pretty much, the security are students who honestly don't try that hard, the RA's are usually tolerant if not already in on most of the common rule-breaking around campus (This varies though). Anything where the police or medical treatment isn't needed they probably either already know about or simply don't care.

And once you are no longer within eyesight of Fox it is open season for pretty much anything you want to do. Just don't leave or create any evidence to be posted on social media and your golden.

But as a favor to the school... Don't do anything to tarnish it's image please. For most of you I remember that feeling of freedom, the choice to finally decide what you wanted out of life and to have the ability to just do it without the yoke of parental supervision. Just don't be an idiot please.

I wish someone would write a confession about me..