I learned more about english in my foreign language class than I did in all of high school english.

I brought two pairs of jeans to college and don't plan on wearing either of them. Pants are for sissies

I complain about the rain all the time and blame it on Oregon. It isn't that the rain is bad, rather it is fun to blame the rain

My best friend is awkward talking to people. My other best friend is introverted, but fakes it really well. I learned just recently that they never have had a conversation with each other. We all have hung out together for over a year... I don't know how to feel about this

Learned to eat hot Cheetos with chopsticks. Now I can procrastinate without everything having red smudges on the corners

Oh my goodness! I'm so excited right now: One of the poetry manuscripts I put in last month actually got chosen to be submitted into the December 2014 edition of the Wineskin! :D

Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I'll either count Bible characters in chronological order OR Johnny Depp characters in alphabetical order! :D

Nothing makes me want to commit homocide more than noisey chewing.