Tuesday, 02 December 2014 11:50 PM
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While giving a speech I mixed up the words falsetto and fellatio. I have never seen so many eyes that wide open before.
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 11:33 PM
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If I don't do my laundry soon, I'll be forced to wear the only suit I own.... my birthday suit...
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 06:05 PM
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I like one of my close friends, but I have a significant other (who I also like). What do I do..?
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 05:43 PM
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I'm going to the swing dance lessons not because I don't know how to swing. No, I'm going to try to find a date who wants to dance. I wanna dance at the formal and not stand awkwardly off to the side :P
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 04:20 PM
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I voted against the bronze bruin statue on iGFU!! I didn't vote for the last election and let Obama get back into office so I feel like this might make up for that...
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 03:15 PM
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I wish it was okay to ask girls as backup winter formal dates. Well okay maybe I don't wish the kind of society that would be okay with it but I wish I could.
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 02:03 PM
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I hate this trend. It was funny the first few times but now it's just annoying. I am just going to hope this stops.
Tuesday, 02 December 2014 12:38 AM
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I don't really understand how someone can not know they have feelings for someone. Is this really a thing?