To the girl hanging out alone on the first-deck prow of the sternwheeler, looking at the lights and buildings instead of being inside with the crowds, I feel you. I wish I had walked up and said hi.

i like to contemplate some seriously profound thoughts while i poo

I don't post on here.. I like reading the stuff tho...I'll post now... anyway.. every time I see Codi Morton my stomach literally knots up like it's seeing a 4th grade super crush. It's even hard for me to bring myself to talk with her now. my brain won't stop thinking, even though its intoxicating. Idk im lost man. I'm not the person who has history of perfect relationships with women.. this anonymous venting shit is soothing.. cheaper than a therapist.
yeah

I hope the people who get drunk on the boat get in trouble tonight :)

The other day, I told my friend I was washing the shit out of my clothes. By that, I meant I was doing a good job. He didn't see that as an expression.

When I don’t like someone, I make an avatar of them on SIMS and make them live a hard life.

I sometimes put song lyrics in Ziploc bags so I can sing along properly in the shower.

When getting bananas I can't tear them apart. It's like they're family. If I see a banana alone, I put it next to a new bunch.