Whenever I see a picture on Facebook that I really want to like but my parents would TOTALLY be on my case if I did on account of it being inappropriate, I just take a picture of it on my phone so that I can look back and laugh at it whenever I want. :D

My boyfriend and I have had sex in one of the classrooms in Lemmons. I'm not telling which one. ;)

I just broke up with my boyfriend of 6 months. Is it possible to die of heartache?

I had one of the most amazing weeks of my life last week, then had kid of a mixed weekend. Now I'm having one of the most God awful weeks ever. Life man.

No matter what I'm wearing, I can get naked in 5 seconds or less.... I feel like this should be a sport....

Super irritated that a faculty member almost hit me while I was backing out of a spot in the key hole today. Seriously slow down!

Petch (princess peach) in super smash bros is my spirit animal. Her side-b attack where she launches her hips at the enemy is the best! People think Petch isn't good, but I like using her just to prove them she's awesome.

I hate group projects. EVERY time I'm in one I end up having to coordinate the entire thing, and no one else seems to try at all. It's like pulling teeth to get anyone to meet up! The only value I get out of group projects is the satisfaction of knowing that I am not the total slacker that everyone I work with seems to be.