Sometimes I just want to make out with a guy.

It's not that I am insecure. It's the fact that I don't want to commit myself to going after a girl who is clearly still pursuing other guys, even if it's just for her entertainment and no feelings are involved. I am not a number, and I know what I deserve. Guess I gotta stop fooling myself that a person like that could actually be considered girlfriend material. She is still "looking around" for a reason.

Went to see 50 Shades with my girlfriend the other day. During the movie she put up my arm rest and leaned over my lap to rest her head on my chest. Her short skirt lifted up just enough to the point where every time Christian spanked Anastasia I could spank her exactly at the same time, softly, but just hard enough. I think she was into it.

Sometimes I want a husband and a baby and a pet and a cute apartment in the city.

I just want someone to go to Critter Cabana with me.

I love my roommates. Whenever I go home for the weekend, they complain and say they missed me. But when I actually stay here for once, they leave me out of everything. It's pretty great.

I've been teaching my 7yr old brother to sing this song with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w

I think the Bon would have better reviews if they invested in girl scout cookies.