My shower and poop schedule are not in the proper order.

I ship James Hines and Jonathan Rooks. They would make the cutest couple ever!

I just found out we only get 3 tickets to graduation. It's safe to say I'm pissed and would like to know whose genius idea that was

You can tell I'm pmsing by how much I'm craving pepperoni sticks and that my desk drawer is full of fruit snack wrappers.

I can't focus on anything cause I'm crushing too hard. It feels wonderful, but I need to focus!!!

I think the whole slacklining thing is super weird on campus... I used to do it all the time when I was little, but I don't get why college students are so into it, sorry.

Thank you for your courtesy in reminding me how few family members I have, fox. I'm going to be lucky if my nuclear family makes it to graduation, let alone my extended...oh wait, I don't have any extended. So don't worry. if we have an outdoor or an indoor graduation, there will stil be a nice chunk of seats not used. You're welcome, whiners.

I'm not sure if I will make it through Nursing School. It is the hardest thing I have ever done.