A 3 year old girl I babysit for was dancing in circles with her hand up as if she was touching something in the center of her circle. I asked her what she was doing, she said she was pole dancing... #whatshesthree #collegepaymentplan #aheadofthegame

It took me about 5 minutes this morning to realize that waking up wasn't some twisted April Fools joke that someone was playing on me.

I was visiting one of my girlfriends at her dorm over the break and her RA saw me as I was leaving the late later at night. She looked disgusted to begin with because it was clear she thought we were having sex and then after I clarified I was gay she looked like I just said something horrible. Like chill, I don't go here so you don't need to burn me at the stake

A guy i went to high school with goes to school in Hawaii now and I really wish I applied to the school. Cheaper than Fox by a fortune and no cruddy oregon weather :/

Over the break, I found a great website for streaming tv shows. Only to find when I got back today that the filter blocks it. #millennialproblems

Whenever I see a cute boy on campus, all I want to do is kiss him. I'm a Junior and I still haven't been kissed. I'm so pathetic.

I honestly don't know what the big deal about alcohol is... I've had many kinds, and I still would prefer to have a fruit smoothie or an iced coffee or a big cup of soda. I can still party hard even when I'm not drunk af.

I think I may have grown an conscience about torrenting...too bad. I'll have to pay for music, now. ugh. But really, I'd much rather not care. I just torrented a Chris Tomlin album, though, and I'm pretty sure that's quite contradictory.