Had a dream that my girlfriend and I were about to have sex. We decided we need to wait for marriage. Don't know if I should be disappointed I couldn't close the deal in a dream or proud that in dreams we will still wait.

I LOVE FARTING!!!

Sometimes, I hate on George Fox for no reason or a bad reason and that's not good. But, am I wrong in thinking how excited I will be to finally meet all the new professors GFU plans to hire to accommodate the growth and maintain that 13.6 : 1 student to professor ratio they used as a selling point? Will that bragging right be maintained? Will it simply fade away as if it never existed? Or am I just being a hater?

Can we use some of the $16,000 tuition we all payed to get rid of that stump, which has been like a rotting corpse on our main lawn for how long now? Can we? Or am I just being a hater?

I pee on the side of the toilet bowl so I don't make any noise.

I am native to Oregon and have never used an umbrella.

I hate it when girls post identical selfies of themselves with random captions. No one cared the first selfie. Also, I think it's time to find a new angle for yourself.

I think I'm pregnant and I'm freaking out. I have all the early signs but am too scared to get a test and know for sure. The guy that's responsible won't be in the picture either. I'm terrified.

I wish more girls at fox were sexually active