Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:52 PM
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Had a dream that my girlfriend and I were about to have sex. We decided we need to wait for marriage. Don't know if I should be disappointed I couldn't close the deal in a dream or proud that in dreams we will still wait.
Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:51 PM
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I LOVE FARTING!!!
Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:49 PM
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Sometimes, I hate on George Fox for no reason or a bad reason and that's not good. But, am I wrong in thinking how excited I will be to finally meet all the new professors GFU plans to hire to accommodate the growth and maintain that 13.6 : 1 student to professor ratio they used as a selling point? Will that bragging right be maintained? Will it simply fade away as if it never existed? Or am I just being a hater?
Can we use some of the $16,000 tuition we all payed to get rid of that stump, which has been like a rotting corpse on our main lawn for how long now? Can we? Or am I just being a hater?
Friday, 22 May 2015 08:10 AM
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I pee on the side of the toilet bowl so I don't make any noise.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 04:27 PM
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I am native to Oregon and have never used an umbrella.
Monday, 18 May 2015 11:53 PM
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I hate it when girls post identical selfies of themselves with random captions. No one cared the first selfie. Also, I think it's time to find a new angle for yourself.
Monday, 18 May 2015 10:53 PM
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I think I'm pregnant and I'm freaking out. I have all the early signs but am too scared to get a test and know for sure. The guy that's responsible won't be in the picture either. I'm terrified.
Monday, 11 May 2015 10:29 PM
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I wish more girls at fox were sexually active