I do not understand why girls are dying their hair grey.. why on earth do you want to have the same hair color as an 80 year old woman..

Even though we had a falling out and aren't friends anymore, I hope you know that I'm at least thankful that we were. You're a beautiful soul, especially when you smile. We just grew apart and that's okay. I hope the best for you and I'll never forget the coconut.

I love popping zits. My boyfriend lets me pop all the pores on his nose all the time.

My housemate(s) are drinking my juice..
If you are reading this, enjoy my piss.

I think Nicki Minaj is overrated

People who have a great big throbbing boner for the 20's really bother me.

I lost my penis this morning.

I confess that I got a new Tragus piercing and haven't told my parents about it yet, otherwise I would post this publicly, but do any of you who have these know how best to care for them? The lady did it for me just said not to touch it and if it gets infected soak it in salt water, and after a bucket of Internet research, it seems a lot more complicated than that...