Monday, 24 March 2014 03:45 AM
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This girl has no idea about the HD videos she's featured in :}
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:45 AM
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My roommate's married girlfriend broke up with him today. WTF is happening to our community???
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:41 AM
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Technically I didn't steal the pizza, the delivery man came to our door with it.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:40 AM
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My best friend got his girlfriend some new panties for her birthday, which were left in our washer. Long story short, I dried them and gave them to my girlfriend for our anniversary.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:39 AM
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I would like to think that my Professor is not having a mid-life crisis and she actually loves me. Wow, that sounds so terrible lol.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:38 AM
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When my roommate is gone, I have sex in his bed; because his sheets are awesome!