Thursday, 10 April 2014 09:45 AM
My first night at this school I was asked if I wanted to buy drugs.. My mom was with me. #WelcomeToCsumb
Monday, 07 April 2014 04:30 AM
just googled my girlfriend and found two sexual predator alerts..
Monday, 24 March 2014 07:56 AM
I keep sleeping with the roomie's girlfriend hoping he'll be so upset he moves out and I can walk around naked again.
Monday, 24 March 2014 07:45 AM
I can't pay attention to your lecture because I have this pressing need to eye-sex your legs. How dare you interrupt my daydream with such rambling of economics and what-not.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:50 AM
Used to not be a fan of the big chicks, but she totally changed my mind....
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:49 AM
Haven't told my Mom that this new girlfriend of mine is her coworker.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:48 AM
I drop my stuff everyday to see this teacher's assistant bend over to help me pick it up.
Monday, 24 March 2014 03:46 AM
Didn't wear a condom because I thought it would be funny for two white people to have an extremely dark skinned baby.