Sunday, 30 March 2014 02:03 AM
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My girlfriend used to play the flute...best fucking bjs ever.
Wednesday, 26 March 2014 02:01 AM
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Is it too much to ask for a guy that will spank and pull my hair?!
#ILikeItRough
Monday, 10 March 2014 06:47 PM
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"I'm known as the innocent girl but I have 4 FWB's... Oh did I forget to mention how I have all A's"
Thursday, 27 February 2014 02:01 PM
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Got head while my professor was teaching us about human anatomy, we can say everyone got there head blown!
Saturday, 15 February 2014 02:56 AM
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Got trolled in beer pong for the first time tonight. Doesn't matter , got a chicks number under the table
Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:32 PM
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I was blackout drunk and my friend told me a tree was talking shit, naturally I jumped into that tree head first. Twice.