Friday, 14 March 2014 09:30 PM
Mom always said to make sure I had everything I needed for school. So I got a back pack full of coronas!!!
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 09:12 AM
Alcohol is the answer to every problem, But when you wake up the next morning you think differently!
Saturday, 01 February 2014 03:17 PM
Nothing's worse than ending a night with blue balls!
Wednesday, 29 January 2014 02:26 PM
When my room mate leaves I spray half a bottle of frebreze on his side of the room because it smells like shit!
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 03:23 PM
My xbox controller died so I took the batteries out of the fire alarm so I didn't have to buy any