I have a lit review due at 6pm tonight and I'm still in bed.

The Asian girl in my nufs 139 class is so cute n sexy. Don't have the guts to tell her...FML xD

Is there ANY good place to hang out near campus? Every place seems dead.

Ladies be aware that K. J. is Gay/Bisexual/Confused/ Narcissistic and exhibits traits of anti-social personality disorder. He may flirt with you, act like he is attracted to you or even ask you out. He has had a profile on RealJock (a gay men's "hookup" site) since 2010. I am not saying that you should avoid him, just do what is safest/best for you.

I am a guy. Straight. But I want to be anally penetrated by a girl. I want to be fucked to orgasm by a girl.

So I wanna buy a ticket to go see Weezer, and I want the SJSU student discount but I don't have a student i.d. I have a buddy who goes there, can I have him buy a ticket for me and my friend? Or do you need to have an i.d. present to go to the concert?

I no longer needed the batteries in my calculator so I took them out for my vibrator

I like wearing krista f's thong! I'm a guy by the way haha