Sorority ranks -

KD
SK / A phi
ADPi
Chi O
Phi Mu
DZ/ ZTA
AGD
AOPi

FYI to all the girls who take any class from Andrew Ferguson: If he hits on you please keep a few things in mind: 1) no, you're not the only one 2) he will say anything to cover his ass, including saying students hit on HIM, not the other way around. He told me students hit on him all the time even though, funny enough, he was the one who started things with me.

He is a good teacher but a very sketchy person, and knows he is breaking school policy but doesn't think he can get busted b/c his boss is apparently on the teachers' side no matter what goes on

To the bitch that keeps hitting on my boyfriend when he works out at the SRC, good fucking luck with that you might wanna lose a couple lbs first- sincerly his girlfriend

I took a guy's virginity then walked back to my dorm and hooked up with someone on my floor for a free beer.

I have the worst case of freshman fever. I'm a junior. And a girl.

Fucked my sister last night. Forgot how good an actually human feels like. #goatfucker

RA gave us drinking tickets.. Ended up fucking her anyways later that night. #welcometoapp

I had sex with 3 different girls this weekend.. College is fucking awesome