Saturday, 18 October 2014 04:21 PM
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I can't make myself smile so I try to make other people smile instead. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when it works.
Thursday, 16 October 2014 08:39 PM
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My roommate has 8 phrases that he recycles, and I think he's honestly just a complex pokemon.
Thursday, 16 October 2014 05:32 PM
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"Please don't put your sword anywhere near my monkey fist"
Thursday, 16 October 2014 04:56 PM
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RHA President Megan is the most beautiful creature to grace this campus.
Thursday, 16 October 2014 07:36 AM
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My roommate sits in the room all day and smells up the place. Does anyone know where I can buy sulfuric acid?
Wednesday, 15 October 2014 09:08 PM
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I take pages from coloring books and sneak them under people's doors.
Sunday, 12 October 2014 11:24 AM
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Yikyak hookups are pretty much like playing Russian Roulette with 5 bullets
Sunday, 12 October 2014 11:23 AM
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I will one day live out my exhibitionist fantasy of having sex in the Lincoln memorial (specifically his lap).