Tuesday, 09 September 2014 01:45 PM
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I missed all my classes today because I was getting my dog's stomach pumped. Thanks to the person who poisoned my dog!
#albs
Friday, 29 August 2014 11:01 PM
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Finally getting him to notice me and then realizing you don't want to be a drunk hook up...
#awkwardgirlprobs
Friday, 18 April 2014 07:06 AM
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My roomate blacked out, so i bet him he wouldn't get butt ass naked and run around the hallway. he did, and all the nerdy kids saw his dick.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 12:52 PM
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I used 3 condoms and still got chlamydia