Tuesday, 09 September 2014 01:45 PM
I missed all my classes today because I was getting my dog's stomach pumped. Thanks to the person who poisoned my dog! #albs
Friday, 29 August 2014 11:01 PM
Finally getting him to notice me and then realizing you don't want to be a drunk hook up...#awkwardgirlprobs
Friday, 18 April 2014 07:06 AM
My roomate blacked out, so i bet him he wouldn't get butt ass naked and run around the hallway. he did, and all the nerdy kids saw his dick.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 12:52 PM
I used 3 condoms and still got chlamydia