Wednesday, 05 March 2014 10:53 PM
Friday, 28 February 2014 03:02 AM
A sophomore I know has a heroine addiction. Her sister, who's a year older, has neglected to realize. Get it togethhhherrrr double EE
Tuesday, 25 February 2014 04:24 PM
I take a lot of pride in the fact that I don't have a gag reflex. I just don't let all the guys take advantage of the fact. #KeepinItClassy
Friday, 21 February 2014 09:49 PM
I'm a sophomore here.. And I'm addicted to heroine. I just wish my sister Double EE would realize it. I'm scared to ask for help.
Friday, 21 February 2014 10:49 AM
My goal by the end of the semester is to hook up with my best friend in the football stadium. Besides, that's where I realized I loved him.
Friday, 21 February 2014 05:46 AM
I found someone's stash of condoms in one of the frat houses last weekend. I poked holes in every single one of them. Apparently that prank is funnier when you're drunk.
Friday, 21 February 2014 04:59 AM
Stopped by the D1 house to pee when they were out of town, left with a case of beer. Black out or back out, kids.