#1451 It really irritates me that a good chunk of professors I've had over the past two years do not know how to use technology like D2L and e-mail and such things. It's not rocket science.

#1450 Yesterday night while I was waiting for the shuttle to west to pick me up I really had to pee. I couldn't go in kryzko since it was past 12 and therefore closed. I decided to pee in the bus shelter sitting area. Sorry to anyone who sat in there or touched the glass.

#1449 I gave head the other day in the library and it was so hot. I hope people saw.

#1448 People need to be more positive at this school. Despite all the negative things happening in your life, just know that you are lucky to be here. Count your blessings, not your problems :)

#1447 The people who play music out loud in the lower hyphen piss me off to no end. Why can't people purchase headphones? Somedays I just want to walk over and smash their computers. Ugh.

#1446 I can make myself cum by just contracting my ab muscles, and I do it all the time in class.

#1445 All you young, wild girls will be the death of me. (I said it before Bruno Mars did)

#1444 I think the cupid page is a triumph and tragedy all at the same time. It exposes the pretty girls, who don't know it, and really makes their day. That's a great positive! But the amount of stuck up chicks- who are just padding their ego while friend zoned scrub after friend zoned scrub continues to make confessions professing their embarrassing nightstand jerk-off crushes on said women- is just astronomical. I have seen it one too many times where a girl literally screenshots their own cupid shot and posts it to their profile to brag to all of their friends. Is this a thing in other reaches of the globe? If not, I'm moving to wherever that little slice of heaven might be. The amount of women here that are more in love with themselves than life itself is baffling. To those of you who are beautiful and don't even know it, i commend you. Keep doing your thing. I don't want to sit here and generalize all women as these types, because I'm not naiive enough to think that's the case. But I hope this confession reaches y'all and makes you think twice- "am I that girl?" Because if you have an inkling that may be you, it may be time to reconcile and think about the things that come out of your mouth. Egocentric is not a marital trait.

Thank you,
Soap-Box-King