#1469 I go on hot or not when my girlfriend is giving me head

#1468 We may or may not have snuck a cat into the library #bean

#1467 #1467 I laugh every time i check out of the Smaug and look at all the foreign employees who barely speak English and have names like Alex or Jon. Like seriously there is no way in hell your name is Alex.

#1466 I am one of those girls with chronic bitch face. I get the same line every time after meeting someone new: "Wow I didn't expect you to be so nice you look kind of like a bitch." So to all the guys out there who might think a girl looks like a bitch chances are she is really nice and you wouldn't know it because you're judging a book by it's cover!

#1465 It disappoints me how much my ex has changed since are relationship...It disappoints me even more that I still have feelings for her and we've been broken up since October.

#1464 Is it wrong to not want to have sex with someone you like but just met? Seems like everyone here is all about that, when to me it should be valued

#1463 I love being a music major but I hate the people I'm with, 75% of the students in this department are elitist cliquey assholes worse than anything in my high school.

#1459 Whoever keeps on cumming on the toilet seat in maria is pissing me off
Theres a perfectly good drain in the shower to cum into.
#Handicapped Stall