#1501 I fucked Cal from Timeflies after the concert

#1500 Last year I used to go down late at night and have sex with one of my RAs. Then sneak back up to my room. Almost got caught a couple times! Oops!

#1499 The mother of my long-term boyfriend is on my call reject list. Every time she calls, it is to accuse me of doing something or saying something I did not, or to try and glean information from us in order to spread rumors. She has no idea, and just thinks I work alot.

#1498 I have a weird fascination with the Sig Tau's that are always sitting in the smaug. They are so good looking and interesting to watch

#1496 We smoked a fatty blunt on the forbidden 13th floor of Sheehan

#1494 I want to have sex in the Gazebo before I graduate.

#1493 As a mixed race individual I hate being asked by people I just meet, "what are you?" I usually answer " one part bad ass and one part awesome." It never satisfies people! They always say "No, what are you-for real?" Ummm .... I am a human!
If you take the time to get to know you, I am more than happy to discuss this topic. However, it is extremely impolite to ask a stranger this questions.

#1495 I'm not an english major & this semester I've written so many papers for my classes that I've lost count, WTF?!