#1558 My roommates fucking suck. They're dirty, loud and obnoxious, ignorant and stubborn, think I'm their maid, drink all my booze and don't lay claim to it, and they are lazy as fuck. So I've stopped cleaning completely and avoided hanging out with them as much as possible. Life lesson: Live alone, it'll save you the headache of dealing with shitty roommates like mine.

#1557 So how is everyone's New Year's resolution going?

#1557 I can't stand when people post a status in the form a press release. I get it, they're "pleased/excited to announce" that they have been selected by some summer camp to be an intern and make less than $4/hr. Of course somewhere in the humble brag they are "blessed to have the opportunity" to do something that makes them look like an adult. Then the self indulgent and attention whoring paragraph ends with how they are "beyond excited to see what their future holds". These attention craving pieces of crap are typed up just to have people comment "OMG congrats" and "wow I'm so proud of you" to further the author's self importance. Instead, try going about business as usual. As if you hold yourself at a high enough standard that you expect yourself to attain such accomplishments. It's much more impressive. *jumps down from soapbox*

#1556 I would rather talk to my long-distance girlfriend (who lives 1300+ miles away) than go to a party any night.

#1552 The level of idiocy I've had to listen to spewing out of a group in the SLC atrium amazes me... And to poor Donald... You sir, are in the friendzone. And you're never getting out of it.

#1553 Every time the I am either entering or exiting an elevator I wave my hand as the door opens like a Jedi.

#1551 Do you ever flirt with a person just to make another one jealous but deep down you still want them to want you?

#1551 Is it me? Or does Dr. Narvaez look like he's holding a cigarette when he's lecturing?? It's a piece of chalk but it seriously looks like he's smoking when he teaches us, it's so badass