#1692 Today I heard a girl fart for the first time. I immediately went to the bathroom to beat my member.

#1691 I am a fairly confident lady who has all the right junk in all the right places. Yet when it comes to finding someone to be with I feel invisible. It's been 3 years since I was even asked out on a date...It makes life a little lonely even when you have a great group of friends.

#1690 Being a girl in the college of business is the best. None of this 4 to 1 female to male ratio's that exist across campus. Hello 3 to 1 male to female ratio in the classroom.

#1689 I watch Yo-yo porn on a daily basis.

#1688 One thing that's been on my mind since becoming recently single: if only I was a little prettier, maybe he would have had a reason to stay with me.

#1687 I am a junior and I honestly believe that I have no friends, I really just need at least one person to hang out with on the weekends...

#1686 You know you're a college student when your total is 4.99 and you pay with a five and ask for the penny back.

#1686 I've been really horny lately and need a guy to suck my dick but can't find any gay guys to do the job. Help?