#2364 I'm lucky I haven't caused an accident on Huff driving past and looking at all the hot girls on campus. PS, I'm a student, not some old creep. Just had to clarify that

#2362 So I'm a 21 year old male, and my girlfriend is 19. We have been dating for months now, and this guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life, he's my coworker. I found out he has no money, and doesn't have a place of residence. He moved here for the job and can longer afford his hotel he has been staying in. So I decided to open up to him and keep him in my apartment for a few weeks, overall he is a super cool guy. We would drink beer and watch sports together, this continued for a few months.

One day I found out my girlfriend is pregnant, and I decided to propose to her, (we have very christian families). One night I was eating out at dinner with my girl, Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime. I popped the question to my girlfriend, and she admits that she had sex with Joe and the baby wasn't mine.

I went home in a fucking rage, and threw all of Joe's shit out, I am furious and ready to explode on him when he gets home. He got home about 1am, and the instant he opened the door I punched him in his bastard face, his eye swells up like a boll of cotton. He took a swing at me, I dodged and sweep his legs and he falls down. I'm in a giant rage now, I go to my room and grab my baseball bat and go back to confront Joe. Joe jumps into his car and fucking hightails it out of there. I haven't seen or heard from him since.

About a month later I'm on the phone with my brother and he asked why I've been so depressed. I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago, Where did you come from, where did you go.. Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

#2363 I don't think the Student Senate should fund spring break trips for athletic club teams.

#2359 To be honest the only reason why I watch Animal Planet is so I can watch the animals have sex.

#2358 I work in Kryzsko and I feel real guilty every time the people who do the positive post its around campus come to my building because then I have to go around and take them all down immediately after. I don't like to be the one to have to throw away all of your time and effort so please, if you are in the group that does these, don't put them in Kryzsko unless they are approved!

#2360 Who ever is the owner of the white mustang cobra. You are a very lucky man and I am jealous.

#2357 After being in a very serious relationship after 4+ years, I was cheated on. My revenge? I'm sleeping with his older brother now behind his back. Fuck cheaters.

#2355 I am a guy who gets extremely jealous when my best friend,who is a girl, gets attention from other guys.