#1797 I love sucking on my own boobs

#1799 Once, I brought this girl back with her "larger" friend. After we banged, her friend came upstairs and tried to initiate a threesome by attempting to stick her fingers up my backdoor....there's not enough alcohol to erase that memory

#1811 After seeing this happen yesterday, I gotta say something: To all the Freshmen who like to walk in packs wearing your expensive clothes that Mommy and Daddy obviously bought for you back in your Twin-Cities suburb, It's not nice to intimidate or make fun of other strangers that walk-by. You may think or have been told back home that you're better then others but with an attitude like that, I hope you get used to spending your life riding dick for a living. :)

#1810 I think I'm starting to fall in love with this girl, I can't stay away from her. Every moment I'm with her I cherish and every time I'm with her I get butterflies and can't stop smiling. Whenever she looks my way I get all hot and flustered, and I just melt. I think she might share some of the same feelings but she'll never say because she has a boyfriend... What do I do

#1802 I stumbled into one of the dorms last night and my drunk brain decided it was a good idea to urinate on every single surface of the kitchen. I wouldn't use the kitchen on the 2nd floor if I were you.

#1795 This is my third year here and I've gotten to the point where I'd rather stay in and color on Friday nights than go out and drink.

#1793 I want a FWB. Like the movie, am I asking too much?! People just want to hit it and quit it.

#1789 I kind of want to work at erbs and gerbs just so I can eat the food while I'm working