#1912 The day my girlfriend wakes me up with a blowjob will be the day I find out that true love really does exist

#1907 I take the dipping cups from the Smaug to make jello shots. No shame.

#1906 I think I'm the only person who actually likes that there is no chipotle anywhere close to this school

#1905 I have sexual fantasies about my RA. Often.

#1917 Am I the only one who isn't really interested in meeting new people?

#1916 I became attached to the guy who gave me my first real orgasm & we were only supposed to be "booty calls" but I cant get him out of my head. I cant help but stare at him in class... fml

#1904 If a girl compliments me on my mustache she shouldn't get offended when I compliment on hers...

#1923 I realized the other day that not a single person on this planet knows anything about me. I don't consider myself a private person yet none of my friends know even the basic things about me. Things like my likes and dislikes, religion, orientation, the fact that I hate myself and wish I could be anyone other than who I am now. That I crave companionship and compassion but for some reason never ask for it.