I was walking the other day by Kryzsko when this guy came up to me who i've never seen before. He introduced himself and I told him my name. He said he thought I was pretty and asked if i wanted to hang out because he wanted to get to know me on a personal level. I have a boyfriend so i awkwardly turned him down. He said "god..your the 4th person to turn me down this week.." I felt really bad about it. As he walked away, i blurted out "4 for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco..." Let's just say that wasnt one of my proudest moments...

i slept with my ex boyfriend just so i could tell his current girlfriend that he cheated on her and make him miserable.

I'm a guy and I'm honestly thinking about only dating men. I've never had any gay relations before, but my ex messed with my head so much that I can't get attracted to a woman without getting afraid of the nightmare being repeated.

Whenever I saw girls leave their laundry in the dryer after it was dry or just lying on the folding table, I would go through their laundry and take any of the underwear I could find.

This would have been sometime around 2001 during my freshman year at WSU( I ended up spending 7 years there working hard while enrolled in the Van Wilder program)...so I was holed up in a fuckin' closet (otherwise known as a "dorm room" on Prentiss 3) and was thoroughly bored (you can only jack-off to internet porn so much, ya know)...so anywho, I had just returned from a weekend of general debauchery...visiting my high-school buds at my quaint inbred rural SE MN hometown...and I came back with a bunch with a bunch of fireworks (because, yeah...) So I was bored, and I had this genius idea to flush a cherry bomb down the bathroom toilet...so I went into the bathroom (which was directly across the hall from our room) lit the fuse, and flushed the thing. Right when the firecraker sucked into the little hole in the bowl, it blew...and the porcelain cracked....toilet water started flooding the bathroom and leaking out in the hall. I quickly walked into the room, grabbed my pothead roommate and said we have to go now. When we got out of the building, I told him what happened. We decided we needed to go for drive and smoke some weed till shit blew over. When we came back hella baked, security was everywhere, the hall was flooded and blocked off...and I was as paranoid as Alex Jones on meth. Somehow, I kept it together and didn't shit for a year. So the moral of the story, kiddos : When the going gets weird...the weird turn pro. ;)

I have never ejaculated while being with a girl.

I had lesbian sex for the first time last weekend. It was fantastic!

At the beginning of the school year, WSU hands out planners that have coupons for free fishbowls. My friend and I wanted to take advantage of that so we went to the Student Union and asked for 10 free planners for our "Bible Study group" safe to say we're going to hell.