I am a sophomore at WSU. My main goal before the end of the year is to take a shit in every single public bathroom at WSU. I only have half the campus to go!!

Confession #228,
Wish I could just walk up to every girl in the IWC, give em a pat on the butt, and say keep up the good work. Fit women are Sexy women

Confession #229,
I'm a freshmen living off campus. Besides my hometown buddies and co-workers I haven't met a single friend in Winona. It sucks.

Confession #230,
Guys, if you are going to go down on a girl, make sure you know what you're doing! Take notes...start by kissing all down my body, everywhere right down to my feet, and then back up the legs onto the thighs then either side of my pussy, alternating sides, going right up to the top then kiss down the middle of my lips then run your tongue back up from the bottom, to the top and flick my clit with your tongue. Then he slide two fingers in and starts massaging my gspot, and slowly start to lick my clit up and down then side to side then round and round, which is incredible. Long, slow, firm licks, then getting quicker - DON'T YOU FORGET THIS!

Confession #231,
My freshmen year, i was really drunk one night while i was walking home, thought it would be good idea to steel this tricycle. i try ridding it, failed big time, so i got pissed, I set it on the train tracks, and watched the train run over it.

Before Dean Murphy was fired, I regularly got head and cake from him in his office.

The only reason I didn't join a sorority while being here is because of the Pi Lam guys. They give a bad image to the Greek community. Probably worse the the TKE's.

Even after being surrounded by them, I'm still on the verge of puking every time I think of a tranny... It's just not natural..