I shaved my pubes in the shower of the dorms. Take that GMWs

my freshmen year of college here at WSU, a group of us decided to participate in sexual awareness week. we made cupcakes and frosted them, topped off with a condom on top, what we didn't realize is the condoms are heat sensitive and the cupcakes were still somewhat warm, my bad.

I secretly want a confession or cupid about me... no such luck yet. Maybe tomorrow?
the hopeful,
S.W.M. (single white male)

The only time I use the ATM on campus is when I need to pay someone to get me booze.

I met some really cool exchange students from various Asian countries this year, and the racism they encountered from my fellow classmates and people in the community during their stay really bums me out. They had numerous stories about being flipped off, yelled at, vegetables thrown at them and other horrible things. I have to say that I'm deeply disappointed in us as a school that we haven't been more open to our exchange students. Do better, WSU. We're all people.

Nothing beats using the sink at Cheaters instead of the urinals when it's busy

On my bucketlist I need to cross off Asian and black girls in winona. Also a three sum with 2 other girls so get at me ladies. The ultimate would be able to cross off all of these at one time

I am officially confessing that I am indeed a pot head. Yesterday was an epic 420 as usual, but it seems that I have some how hit the proverbial "plateau." After smoking 10 bowls, 5 blunts, a dab, and 6 bongs, I reached super saiyan 4 and couldn't get any higher. :(((((
p.s. let me tell you tho, super saiyan 2 and 3 were pretty epic levels to reach. :)))))