#183 Holy Shit Cole Dickey is Probably The Cutest Kid At School... But He Never Talks To Me :(

#182 Me and my girlfriend want to find another attractive female, and we want a hot wild threesome. Who would be down? :)

#181 I'm a completely straight male, but seriously, Malachi is gorgeous.

#179 #179 Kelli Earp, you are by far one of the hottest girls on the entire campus. Your smile effortlessly lights up any room that you are in, and your pleasant demeanor is super infectious. Any dude would be lucky to have you, and no, this isn't someone pulling your string, it's just a guy that notices the small things in life.

#176 I love this how this account thinks it's the shit and it got the idea from the twitter page

#175 When I was porking this girl I came on her stomach she said grab my towel but I accidentally grabbed her roommates sweatshirt instead....

#174 This one goes to the epic losers that hangout on second floor Tau.. needless to say you all don't have a life and are in college just to fuck around.. Calling people nerds cause you guys are loud and they wanna study only shows how immature you all are. GROW UP AND FUCK OFF PLEASE and go hangout in the goddamn basement.

#173 The Cupid Shot moderator sucks! I've sent off a few golden cupid shots that would be hilarious but none of them got posted! I mean c'mon. Obviously the page needs some spicing up cause people are getting tired of it