#2197 I want to unfriend some of my friends on facebook but I can't because they give me an advantage in facebook games...

#2195 I just had to kill three big ass spiders in less than one day in my dorm. I can't handle this nasty shit.

#2194 I've given up on checking the cupid page to see if there's one about me because I know there won't be.

#2196 I secretly wish I had another reason to call an ambulance for help because I actually felt like the police officers and paramedics cared about me.

#2193 I really want to do some videos around Winona like Remi Gaillard but I'm afraid I'd get arrested and that nobody would think it would be funny

#2192 I am not ready for it to snow

#2191 I was having an awful day, still wiping the tears from my eyes while walking to the library. This guy walks out and turns around to open the door again and waited the whole 15 seconds for me to get there. Wasn't sure at the time if he just felt bad for me crying or if he was just being really nice. either way, it was greatly appreciated :) you're a good person, keep doing it.

#2185 I kinda have a thing for single dads. Those corny jokes get me every time. #dadculture