Monday, 09 December 2013 04:20 PM
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#287 Last weekend I peed on a girl I didn't know, she told me it was ok, I didnt know how to apologize but I feel like we could be best friends
Monday, 09 December 2013 04:02 PM
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#286 i've had an erection most of today... i think its because im so happy to be done with stats
Monday, 09 December 2013 03:57 PM
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#285 I need some friends but I'm terrible at making new friends...I've been told I don't come across very friendly but I promise I'm not mean. :(
Monday, 09 December 2013 03:41 PM
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#284 sometimes when i'm bored, i go onto my ex's facebook page and post random shit because i still know his password. you'd think he'd change it by now, which shows you how much of an idiot he is and why i dumped his ass
Monday, 09 December 2013 03:24 PM
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#288 My dream is to have a girl blow me in the gazebo, I don't care what your weight, skin color, I just want my dick sucked in the ice cold dead of night in winter. Pleeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee!!!!
Monday, 09 December 2013 02:06 PM
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#283 I was with this guy for almost a year but we were never official, we ended up not working out and to this day I am still not over it....
Monday, 09 December 2013 01:56 PM
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#282 Dear
#270 forget about what
#277 said and just try meth..
Monday, 09 December 2013 12:43 PM
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#280 Awkward moment when you see seemingly recent cuts on your roommate's wrist. To confront them or not to confront them?