#339 I'm not saying this to try to sound thirsty or anything like that, I'm actually saying this out of my own concern. I've always thought I'm bad at making out, surprisingly because I'm a guy and we think we're the best at everything, but, I'm wondering if any cute girls out there would be willing to give me tips, not necessarily make out, just honest tips, but you know, anything can happen. ;) I probably sound ridiculously stupid right now, but fuck it.

#337 I met a guy who has a bush. ewh. he asked me to give him a blow job, i said fuck that shit, shave your forest!!

#336 I met a guy who slept with a lot of women, I thought he would be amazing only to come to find out his penis is small, and he does not know how to work it. I cut him off from my life. Thank god.

#335 My closest friends here are the fakest bitches and they make me feel worthless.

#333 I only passed two classes out of the four that i took this semester.. does that mean i suck?

#334 Tony Ball is one of the nicest sweetest assholes I have ever met. I sure do wish that he would get his shit together and try because he has potential to do great things to bad he doesn't even notice me..

#332 I'm dating an Abercrombie & Fitch model. Be jealous.

#331 To the red head in my paleontology class that I rarely go to and continuously do well in class, lets hang out and do neature. Seriously. You're attractive.