#526 I tried to report someone I suspected of violent behavior, but the BAIT site doesn't work, #StaySafeWinona

I wanna sleep with all the lesbians on campus but nobody even notices me. Sucks being a lesbian sometimes :/

I've only been with one girl for more than about 3 months. All the other girls, whether it be dating or friends with benefits, I get bored of after about 3 months and tend to push them away. Is that a bad thing?

I'm a girl but I use guys razors and deodorant... They work better... #isthatweird?

#521 Last night my Mass Comm professor was talking about advertising and he referred to what he called the "Spray and Pray" method.... All I could think about was my own version last weekend...

#520 Every time someone submits a confession that ends with "is there anyone in Winona like this??" I just assume they've gone full retard because most likely there's someone like anything and everything you could imagine, somewhere in Winona. Get off your asses and go find them.

#519 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

#515 It honestly pisses me off that we're provided laptops and ipads that I can't even use in the majority of my classes. What's the point of giving them to us then? Using technology to learn can be beneficial so why don't the professors find educational programs and tools they can use to teach? Maybe then we'd be engaged instead of sitting in the back on Facebook during an extremely boring lecture.