#564 Am I the only one who thought the Comedian really sucked tonight???? Thoughts?

#574 Sometimes when I get bored I go through the fridges in Lourdes and either steal your food, eat out of it and put it back, and sometimes when I'm feeling crazy I pee in juice/drinks/anything that's not clear and has already been open. One time my friend jacked off and went through Lourdes and put it in peoples milk. JK that was me not my friend okay now it's out I'm sorry I did it, it probably won't happen again but I can't make any promises. If you've left your food in any of the fridges, there's a 99% chance it's probably somehow been contaminated with my spit/pee/sperm... Sometimes I just get bored. NO RAGRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#568 I know society is at this whole love your body phase, but part of me disagrees with that. Being fat is ugly. Please love your natural body shape but maintain health and fitness. Love your body shape but not your fat is all that I'm saying.

#567 The freshman at this school think they're hot shit when they ain't shit at all. Know your place and know that you're freshman. Quit acting like badass's.

#563 To the hot Australian basketball player, I would let you take a shit on my chest because you are that sexy. Did I mention that I'm a guy too.

#561 I came to college with hopes of finding love... too much to ask?

#560 I am one of the football players who got head from some gay guys and I love it but at the same time I am not gonna come out because I'd rather stay in the closet and keep my football teammates as friends instead of them hating on me...

#559 Lately, ive been more into anal than vaginal sex. im a girl, and i feel like such a freak!