#598 I've been single for so long, that just having a girl show the slightest bit of interest gets my flag flying at half-staff.

#604 It takes this long for WSU to let dorm residents do free laundry!!!! Fuck you! Fuck you! and Fuck you! Is that why our tuition went up this year?

#603 Most people don't know that I'm so jumpy because I was beaten so badly growing up. Some people don't know that I'm not really stupid, I just pretend to be most of the time because it was my best defense. I scare myself because I am so bi-polar and I feel like I can't control myself. Its so unfair that innocent people die everyday. And here I am. A lot of you will comment telling me to go get help. I've tried it. I've tried everything. Nothing helps. I'm sorry this wasn't funny. I know depressing stories can get annoying, believe me. I guess I just need a hug or something.

#591 I've peed in the gazebo

#590 I play football and am yet to even kiss a girl in college..I get friend zoned by literally everyone

#595 Got arrested for disorderly conduct, asked the cop if we could buy some KFC. He said yes and we split a bucket before being booked

#596 One of my best friends has been changing to the point where we all consider her the "outsider" of our group basically. The funny part? She says that we have changed! Mainly me. It's not our fault she's becoming the biggest, most self-center bitch we know! Besides, it's not like I haven't tried to point this fact out to her. She's just the type of person who only believes what she wants to and rejects anything that doesn't fit into the "perfect" life she's thought up for herself. All I can say is our friends, and myself, are done fighting for her to be the friend we deserve and once had.

#594 I fell in love with my best friend even though I had originally friend zoned him and thought he had no chance