#676 So I think girls who dress in sweat pants and a sweatshirt are super attractive. I don't know what it is, but that "scrub" look is super attractive!

#675 There's this black girl in my psych class with big ol' tits were talking cantaloupe boobies and she always wears these shirts were half of them are showing and all I can do is stare and imagine what I'd to them if I had the chance and we have psych tomorrow and I'm going to fail this class...

#665 There's a lot of stuck up bitches who think that their shit doesn't stick on this campus. Sad thing is, this campus is overrun with women.

#664 I just really wanna fuck a girl on every floor of Sheehan, in one year.

#663 I feel like whenever I go to class looking nice I get judged for "trying too hard" and when I go to class in sweats I'm "lazy."

#662 My boyfriend is great and all but he's kinda boring in conversation and in bed....is it bad for me to want more with someone more fun?? A Girl has needs

#660 I totally farted in class and looked at the kid next to me like "ew ya nasty"

#659 when I was back home for winter break my dad caught me shlicking. My dad walked in on me twice! The first time he didn't see much but the second time I had no pants on. All I had on was a tank top and socks. The worst part is I was masturbating with a cucumber from the kitchen and I had my legs spread all the waaayy apart! I was looking down at the cucumber and I didn't even hear him open the door. Just all of the sudden I hear him yell my name. It scared the crap out of me! Then he's like "that's not what we buy those cucumbers for" and I was so embarrassed that my face felt like it was burning red! I appoligized and took the cucumber out and started to hand it to him and he's like "I don't want it, it's yours now". I was so nervous I couldn't even think straight! Then he started lecturing me about how it's unsanitary to masturbate with vegetables and telling me that a cucumber is way too big for a girl my age and how it's going to make my vajayjay loose, and the whole time I'm just standing there with no pants covering myself with one hand and holding this big cucumber in my other hand while my dad kept talking. I'm looking at the cucumber in the corner of my eye and I notice it's all white and sticky from being in my vajayjay and I'm trying to cover it up but I can't because I have one free hand and my dad keeps looking at it and now I know he can see the my vajayjay goo all over it and I'm like so humiliated that I feel like I'm about to pass out. Then after like five minutes he says "from now on, you're buying your own vegetables out of your paychecks" I said "ok daddy" and then he finally left. I was so jittery afterwards that I had to finish masturbating just to calm down! I still had the cucumber so I used it real quick, like lightning fast, and watching the door the whole time. I was so embarrassed to leave my room after that so I just shoved the cucumber under my mattress. I used it a few times after that the next couple of days but then I forget about it and it started rotting and stinking up my room, so I threw it out my window into the neighbour's yard and their dog ate it. I couldn't look my dad in the eyes for like a month after that.