#779 So guys always complain about being friend-zoned, but I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure the guy I've been talking to has fuck-buddy-zoned me. I guess at least I get sex out of it!

#778 Whenever you're torn between academics and a guy. Just remember that your career and degree can never break up with you and break your heart. #girlcode #gaycode

#775 I'm praying that the groundhog doesn't see his shadow on Sunday #sickofwinter #comeonspring

#777 I feel bad for the guy who walked into our class before it was over and to the other people that kept trying to come in. All classes are over at 10 til, incase ya'll didn't know that #calmdowneagerbeavers

#774 Smoking weed is one of the few things that keeps me sane and I think everyone in this town needs to calm the fuck down and toke a bowl.

#772 It really pisses me off when people blame their overweight/underweight body sizes on genetics. It's not genetics that make your body what it is, it's what you eat and how much you exercise, plain and simple. I hate to harp on the larger people but all those snacks, burgers and fried food is what's hurting you, not your genetics. For smaller people, you guys got it easy, eat whatever you want whenever you want, but it will catch up to you one day, remember that.

#771 Sometimes I cough so hard, I pee my pants.

#770 I'm a second-year student with a 4.0 GPA but I'm taking this ridiculous math course right now. (Mind you I'm horrible at math.) I'm terrified that I'm going to fail and let down those around me. I can't handle this pressure. I feel as though I'm going to have a mental break down. HELP. (Plus, due to circumstances, I'm not even able to withdraw from the course.) ... So much pressure.