#869 I want to get butt rammed so bad but I have no butt hole :(

Any advice?

#867 I like to do stuff with guys when I'm drunk because then I don't feel but when I'm sober, I love women. I don't think I'm gay or bi, I think alcohol just makes me more curious and flirty.

#866 Everyone in my friend group strongly dislikes one of our "friends". It is pretty obvious and we know she sees it. The only reason we are keeping her around is because our spring break reservations are in her name. WHOOPS!

#865 I sent in two posts to the Cupid page in one week and only one of them was published. Is there some sort of limit to the number of guys you're allowed to like?

#861 I kiss people at parties but not normally because I'm all hot and bothered. I'm just a really good kisser and like to show off.

#864 So one day last semester I was fooling around with the girlfriend before morning class and then I didn't get to finish, so while I was in the library before class I beat off and jizzed all over. Any people in room 113 in the lib, congrats, you have probably touched my cum. :)

#863 I'm glad to know that Tinder is full of pretentious women. Unless you work out 7 days a week and have the most amazing body in the world, no women are going to want to even talk to you.

#862 My roommate is soooooo self centered and I feel like I am going to explode if I keep living here. She makes me feel so uncomfortable but I feel bad asking for a room change..