#946 Reach into your wallet and take out your money. Now burn it. Congratulations, you have just completed valentines day simulator 2014.

#942 The only reason I want a valentine is so that I can wear sexy lingerie, get handcuffed and do all sorts of other kinky fuckery.

#940 Every year for valentines day I have unrealistic expectations which sadly never come true. At least I have my friends!

#938 I want to admin a facebook page.

#939 Girls, don't even worry if you don't have a valentine this year. It's just another day. And if it really bothers you, think how much worse it could be! Annnnd if that doesn't help, just go to the gym and do squats on squats for a whole year and I promise you'll get one next year.

#935 For valentine's day I really just wanna relax, watch a movie and some Netflix, and viciously eat a girl out who's also doesn't want to be alone.

#934 I thought about doing something cute for a random girl or girls tomorrow, like maybe bringing a rose to each class I have and selecting a girl at random to receive the rose...but then I have this feeling its not going to go as smooth as I would hope! Maybe because I feel as if someone were to do something nice like that, a lot of girls would take it the wrong way..maybe its just me though

#933 My roommate never showed up so I've had a single all year but I just found out I'm getting a roommate next week and I'm seriously so worried about farting. That's my biggest worry about having a roommate. What if I have to fart, what am I supposed to do, I don't want to fart around my roommate I don't even know her.