#961 TBH I have such emotional issues, I can only have sex or physical attractions to someone and can't get emotionally connected with them. Debating dropping out of college to be a porn star or stripper with my life. Not even joking …

#960 I just want to go on a nice, respectable date. It's been so long since I have and it's not easy finding a decent guy wanting the same thing.

#959 A lot of people seem to think that there is a parking space in front of the disabled sidewalk across the street from Kirkland. In fact, this is not a parking space, and you end up blocking the people who are in wheelchairs from getting through. Please do not park there, or I will write mean things on your car.

#958 ...who the hell are Timeflies? Pretty sure this spring concert won't sell out and it'll be one of the worst concerts.

#957 All my friends go out and party but sometimes I don't want too. I do like going out but when I don't I am left alone the whole night and it is so depressingly boring.

#955 Whenever I am drunk I tend to become lesbo and I will make out with girls for hours, I just love making out...last night I made out with a girl and she bit my lip and now I have a bruise.

#954 So I totally regret not having sex with this guy because at the time I was scared because I have VERY little experience, and he was very experienced now he doesn't talk to me FML.....I'm an idiot!!!

#953 If I have to shave my pubes for a guy, he better be shaving his too. No girl likes to be scratched by that stubble or that amazon jungle you got goin on down there.