#986 Something as little as holding door open can turn someone's whole day around. Always take the little step of kindness to a stranger. You never know what a difference it can make. I'm talking from personal experience.

#984 i want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

#983 That moment when you're stuck at the McDonalds by campus and a couple is arguing about food and having enough money for drugs. Winona has some strange townies.

#982 someone peed over me last night while i was passed out next to the toilet #HappyTuesday

#981 Want a confession? I hate the fucking "i hate myself" posts about depression. If you need help go to a counselor or something not this page because we cant do anything for you behind a computer. People will hate me for this post but guess what, that is what makes a god damn good confession.

#978 I'm really concerned about my roomie. She has been sneaking out of the house lately to "fight crime" she always comes back super dirty, her hair all fucked up and sleeps all day. She told me the other day she's thinking about adopting a dog so she will have a side kick but she's concerned he won't be able to keep. Seriously if she keeps this crime fighting up I'm worried she will one day meet her match and won't come home.

#977 I was recently hooking up with this girl, and while fingering her I said "damn your really wet" to which she smiled and we kept going like it was nothing. Then we were gonna switch to something else and I pulled my hand out to find that it was completely covered in blood along with part of my roomates futon... Just my luck

#980 I literally cannot stand when people walk into class, sit down and take off their shoes like they're at home. Like seriously? I don't need your foot stink distracting me from learning.