#1025 I want a girl to either do the splits or twerk on my dick by the end of the school year.

#1027 I have a lot of friends here at school and at home but I still feel very alone. I know that people care for me and would do anything for me but I just can't help feeling like I have no point in living, especially right now. I feel like I get too emotional easily and too attached to people, so that when they are off with others or don't respond to me, I feel ignored and unwanted and useless. This feeling comes daily too. This might be a problem that I should seek help for but I'm so scared that I will be judged.

#1028 I like to get really drunk and go to random parties alone. So far my favorites have to be 311 center and 114 waba

#1024 I'm a white guy and I just wanna be friends with all of the black people on campus, I love every single one of you. You are my kin.

#1023 My roommate is an asshole and never cleans or contributes to the house in any way. In order to equal it out, my roommates and I eat their food.

#1022 When I am alone in my dorm room , ill lock the door & just hardcore twerk in front of the mirror. Like I mean bouncing left right up down hardcore twerking, I do it front of a mirror so I can watch my form. It's a nice ab work out and guys appreciate my practice at parties.

#1021 I absolutely love the smell of my yeast infection.

#1019 I really want to give someone road-head while we drive around campus. I think it would be hilarious to look up and see people's reactions.