#1052 I broke up with my girlfriend, but I still talk to her and told her I still wanted a future. The next day I messaged a girl on Facebook and told her she was cute and gave her my number. I also go and get drunk at parties and flirt with other girls.

#1053 A couple days ago I was at the bus waiting to go to west and there were a ton of people there, and I was standing upwind and I had to fart really bad so I did, hoping it wouldn't smell bad, cuz to be honest I like the smells of my farts. But, sure enough, it happened to smell bad to everyone else and they kept looking at me and I just buried my head into my scarf and died a little inside.

#1050 I admit, I suck at writing English papers. So I am now using Call of Duty to motivate myself. Write a couple sentences, reward myself with an online match, and repeat! Slowly but surely this paper will get written and I don't feel so grumpy while writing it.

P.S. I am a girl, and yes, I play video games. A little too much. Probably obsessively.

#1049 It is such a privilege to see all you fine ladies that get their sweat on at the gym. Like McDonalds would say, I'm lovin' it.

#1048 When I see all the support that complete strangers give to the people who post these sad confessions, it makes me feel right that I picked the right school. You guys are the best, seriously you are. Thank you, to everyone here at WSU. We all have a special little community here, and I love it.

#1047 Lets be serious who is really going to go to class on St. Patricks Day.

#1045 There is a girl I really want to make out with, but I can't figure out how to bring it up. All I can think to say is " Hey remember me? Wanna go suck face somewhere?"

#1044 In all of my years here, I have yet to see a slow clap moment